Actually, I've never managed to get 'titties across the screen'. But, if you do not want to see this, or have your child see this, you should play a game that isn't meant for a mature audience. What I don't understand is why blood and gore is acceptable, but tits are the deal breaker.
In addtion, romancing npc's is optional so if you do not want to see it, you can just not go there. Also, I have the feeling that the possibility of homosexual relationships in this game would blow your mind.
