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Originally Posted by alice_ashpool
I really really REALLY do not want to know how you lose you belt when you encounter an ogre

nice try, but mines are only one step above sewers

and that I would smash his brains in if he didn’t say sorry. And well he didn’t say sorry so I smashed his brains in: a girl’s got to have integrity

I warned him I was gonna do it so it’s not like it’s anyone’s fault but his

to put him in his place (the ground)




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