" This isn't druid you were looking for. "
Ask Nettie for help, and get poisoned instead.
Ahhhh the good old classics.

Yeah~!
Glad to see this topic could excite others.
The house of Coke- Take Raphael's offer and replace the food you take secretely with a Tongue of Madness. ( Dex/Deception roll needed. )
Out of your cold dead fingers! / Macht sie kalt!- Kill 20 enemys with 'Ray of Frost'
Murder on the Dancefloor!- Use a character you killed someone with and trip with him on a frozen surface.
Smooth Criminal- Steal 5 items from a target, then get caught and talk your way smoothly out of it.
He's mine! He has come to me! My own...- Equip a Magic ring with your main character.
Sorry but this Throne is mine and not yours- Kill a clichee Human Ranger type of character in an Inn, just because!
Divinity Original Scam- Let the Kua-Toa turn you into their god. ( When Larian has finally finished that quest.

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Yeap - a totally normal day on Fae'run!- Have one of your partymembers killed by an Abomination, an Aberration and later on by an Undead as well