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-Zombie Jake returns!
-Every single NPC in the game will be named after a member of these boards. The JaggedJim character will be a bum who will run up to the player, yell things like "The Staff is the Third Relic!" and "Touch the Sphere while you can!" before running off never to be seen again.
-Kiya will finally find her Invisibility Ring, only to have it stolen five minutes later by the player.
-There will be no Frost Weapons or Scorpion Traps in the game. You will just have to fight enemies on your own.
-The Death Knight you are bonded with turns out to have a deep, dark secret: He secretly collects Plush Toys!
-You will be able to visit Aleroth; unfortunately it will be a strange alternate universe Aleroth where the healers gave up on contacting the Source and instead decided to open up an amusement park. While you are there you will be able to ride the Catacomb Coaster, play Whack-a-George, or just sit back and relax and enjoy a nice Lanilor Pop.
-Soon after the game is released, there will be a rumor started that you will be able to access a rift that will take you to a castle made entirely out of Chocolate Fudge by activating 128 different runes in a certain order then hop on one leg while carrying a chicken and saying "Onomonopia" backwards. This rumor will persist despite the fact that it is utterly ridiculous.
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