Cow can climb ladders to avoid 3 clicks... They won't introduce consummables slots.
Cows can climb ladders, and even have animations for doing so, while halflings still have completely broken and ridiculous animations for climbing. *rolls her eyes* Their priorities are an enigma...
I don't think it's an enigma.
They are focusing on making the game into a meme.
It's all about flashy, comical, over the top. Attack and end the turn? Heck no, we gotta spin this gnome off windmill launch pad.
The core game is an afterthought, it's about trying to get something viral.