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Hello D&D buddies ! Today I play a warrior. I can heal like a cleric and cast spells like a wizard with my ninety scrolls. When I am hurt in a fight, I eat my bogies and I feel better. My bogies are very abundant, it is very practical. I can fart also. This is a magic fart. When I fart, I avoid what some D&D people call "AoO". And it is strategic too. I can flee with my fart, and I can gain advantage. It is fun. I like advantage. I do not need spells and complicate things to have it. It is good. You know, I just fart. Or I climb stairs or ladder. If my buddy is down, I touch him, and it is ok. Buddy's back. A dozen times if I want. Touch. Cured. Touch . Cured. Otherwise, I throw a potion on the buddy, et voilà. No more need of what D&D people call "healing word". Oh I do not need what D&D people call a bow and a sword. I can cast grenades, powder barrels (it is better than this old and dusty D&D fireball), boom boom, they are all dead. It is very fun. I don't know why D&D people want 100% of rules. What are D&D people complaining about ?

Just posted this message on steam. The worst thing is that it is factual...

LMAO

You forgot one thing Dante. When you fart you can avoid the attack of opportunity, gain advantage on your next attack, AND incoming enemy attacks are at disadvantage. xD

Jesus, this made me depressed, cause it's so accurate.... O_O

The only drawback is that the fart misses 90% of the time.

Wow, you just copy pasted the same exact thing you posted in the other thread. How original.

Apprentice Pandemonica, after "childish" and "original", are there any other compliments you would like to make to me ?

So, Strength is the ultimate stat. More STR = more carrying capacity, which means
Carry more food = healing.
Carry more loot = more $ for scrolls and combat consumables.
Carry more barrels = better ranged combat and trapping.

Also, high STR makes the Jump + move distance longer than movement alone, so it equates to mobility.

And Warrior gets more Feats (more stats) than any other class. (Once they take the ~!@#$%^&*()_+ level 4 cap off.)

Now, if I could only get Permanence on that potion of hill giant strength... or a girdle of giant strength... or gauntlets of ogre power...