OP here! Yes, I was joking around, I never expected that tsundokugames would have such a strong reaction, and I'm sorry that he feels that way. The only reason why I posted the hog picture is because that damn hog had the same requests as many of us romance story junkies ask of Larian: "WHERE IS MY MATE, GODDAMIT!".
Just in case anyone was wondering, I'm PRO finding that hog a hog mate, PRO two wild-shaping adult druids having fun in the woods, but CON a Wild Shaping druid laying with an actual hog.
On a related note, don't you think that it's ironic that the druids of the Emerald Grove 1) Worship Silvanus, a horned god; 2) Wear fake horns and horn-like hairstyles but 3) Are super racist against the tieflings, who have actual horns? I think they're jealous.
I'll see myself to the horny gulag now.
I actually planning on doing a tiefling druid run, just to confuse everyone in the grove...
