I checked, and supposedly there's a third expansion called Tasha's Mighty Moneysuck. But I'd already packed all my 5e books away because all my friends got married and decided they wanted to be retarded and have kids.
Once you realize that woman are literally the cause of all evil on planet Earth, you'll realize why they're a game nuisance to not only be kept out of all games but also away from all players, in their public and in their private lives.
Although the above posts are almost certainly intended to be humorous and would easily pass as such in a face-to-face social context, please be aware that the internet is not an easy medium to convey such 'tongue-in-cheek' humour, especially with an international body of posters whose first language might not be English. Try to include an emoticon or similar to drive home the point.
As an aside, using the word 'retarded' as a casual pejorative isn't a great use of language. I'm sure you will all take this onboard for future posting.
Now I feel like someone's Dad who has ruined the party mood by reminding everyone to watch their drinks and not use the bedrooms.
