Honestly, I figured I'd lose - I still didn't know the game mechanics well enough to "cheese" the fight. I did get lucky with a Dissonant Whispers spell on the cub and got the option to leave it alone after the fight - but then seeing all the piles of bones and remembering all the bodies I encountered on the way pushed me right over the edge. Over the edge, I tell ya.

And then I felt bad. So I asked myself, what would Paddy Tanniger the caddy manager do?