I was immensely disappointed that I was not in fact able to romance Sazza; the female Goblin who can be saved from the cage at the grove.
Though I repeatedly helped her sneak out of the grove, got her get back to her Goblin camp, and even stood up for her in front of Minthara, I was crestfallen that it was all for naught, and that I could not even get a peck from this hideously beautiful woman.
Those jagged teeth, that bulbous nose, that misshapen but strangely cute frame; though my companions were equally disgusted and horrified by my sudden willingness to help the Goblin horde, it was all for love.
Why shouldn't we, as the PC, be able to romance this small friendly Goblin and share a few intimate moments with her, a tryst as it were, to the utter revulsion of the rest of the party?
Goblins need love too. Even if they hardly bathe, eat refuse and will just as likely roast you over a pike as kiss you, how can you not admire their simple and free ways? Larian, hear my plea!
Also, Dat ass do.
Last edited by czechtex; 08/04/21 08:58 PM.
