Originally Posted by Blackheifer
Originally Posted by GM4Him
Solasta Solasta Solasta. JK.

If you say that in front of a mirror a pimply, overweight nerd appears behind you and starts lecturing you on how Solasta does reactions better. Roll Con save DC 14 against your own spinal cord strangling your brain to death.

They then casually pass gas and wander out the door. Take 4d10 Necrotic.

OMG! Almost laughed out loud.