If you say that in front of a mirror a pimply, overweight nerd appears behind you and starts lecturing you on how Solasta does reactions better. Roll Con save DC 14 against your own spinal cord strangling your brain to death.
They then casually pass gas and wander out the door. Take 4d10 Necrotic.
See, this is the homebrew shit we're talking about. It's spoiled bg3, now it's spoiling our forums. I'm taking solasta, and I'm going home.
