Also, I'll suspend myself for making who ever makes it this far suffer with a TL;DR wall of stuff that probably could be about nine paragraphs shorter - Though I'll excuse myself with a 5 day tenure of insufferable heat and no wind. Please send help.
I could send booze, which I'm sure would help. Because I'm sensible like that. Why, yes, I am that person who forgot to drink anything but coffee and spent most of the past fortnight with a dehydration-induced migraine, why do you ask?
