Larian staff discussing the idea of a Stronghold:
Sven: We needs a stronghold for everyone to use.
Dev 1: I know - let's give them a big room, with dozens of empty bookcases, shelves, trunks, boxes and such - and a few filled with dishes and silverware !
Dev 2: Awesome - and we can drop in a couple dozen barrels of acid and flammables too!!
Dev 1: OMG !! How about we add some high rafters, so the characters can push each other off for fun !!
Dev 2: That is perfect !! Let's also add kennels for the various animal companions we've given them -but make sure Gale's death stench can reach all of them.
Dev 1: We can have Volo stand around all day pontificating about whatever nonsense he wants, and a bard that plays REALLY bad music whenever anyone is present !
Sven: By the gods !! I think you are all on to something !! Just make sure that whenever the group is there, all the characters constantly demand the PC have sex with them - we already have a sex cut scene - just keep changing character faces in it, to show who is having sex !!