Originally Posted by RutgerF
I'm already waiting for Mr. Vincke to announce something along these lines:
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You all were very vocal, so we decided to listen to our telemetry instead. As such:
  • You seem to have no problems dispatching the HP-bloated goblins using the height advantage that we so wisely added to the game, so we will be increasing the HP buff to enemies. Have fun!
  • No one is seemingly using the Bless spell, so this one, and several other Cleric spells will have to go. We don't want to overwhelm our players with multitudes of choices.
  • Also, the Multi-Attack will be made unavailable for PCs because our telemetry shows that, for some reason, nobody is currently using it.

Haha yup. Saddly prob true?!
Lets not forget:
"We will not add any other playable NPCs so we can concentrate on the current ones to be AAA PERFECT!"
"Telemetry seems to indicate people prefer a smaller sized peni...uuuh..party. So <Menage a trois (threesome)> it is!!"
"Food and drugs will now replace all cleric spells."
"Double jump action and fart action than can be used with a lit candle or dipping for explosion/poison effect."

Man cant wait for the next panel from hell. Its going to be HELLARIOUS.

Last edited by mr_planescapist; 19/06/21 06:33 AM.