Larian Studios Forums General Chat Mouse avoids mousetraps but dies of spoiled cheese

Anyone read it??? What is it about?

Like I said on page 4 of this topic:

Oops.
Scusy me, no memory! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

there was a mousie at my work once.... it ran out in front of my manger. bad thing for mousie to do. my manager went stomping after it in big stupid boots, trying to squish poor mousie. i screamed 'run, mousie! run away!' mousie ran and ran and got away!!! i was happy, my manager was kinda pissed and gave me dirty looks for a while. i didn't care. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

In my office, we had a guy who came in and placed poison in my office.
I asked him not to...he satrted on about hunta virus (city mice don't carry it!!!! Only field mice) blah blah...
I got upset, and put the pioson else where - i did not want to find a dead little mouse in my office!!!!!
But, i was upset with the mouse when he peed on my desk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> (that's icky...)

my friend's mom had mice and they are buddhists. so she went to the hardware store and asked for the most humane trap. and guys at the hardware store gave her gluetraps. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> she thought she would just be able to unstick the mousie and let it go. so a poor little mouse got trpped, and they couldn't unstick it. they tried everthing, using scissors to cut his fur off that was stuck, getting it wet, vinegar, but he wouldn't come unstuck. so they finally had to whack him over the head with something, and they cried and cried. then her mom went back to the store and screamed at the people who sold her the gluetraps.

LoL
See, that's one of those things why I like you.
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... it was probably a she...
a he would do it under the desk.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />

would a "he" lift it's leg, like a dog,
and pee on the leg of the desk! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

that would be a sight! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

No, they drag their genitals along a surface to pee, also marking their territory. Then you can track them by following the line of pee.

The things you learn...