If Patch 5 was a woman I would marry it.
And you know what Irenicus? Maybe Minthara is too busy to conform to your outdated beauty standards!
She is a modern woman, with a busy schedule and shorter hair just makes more sense for hygiene reasons when you live with Goblins.
(For the non-english speakers the above is all tongue in cheek - that is I am kidding)
Except I would totally marry Patch 5. I was serious about that.
lolol.