Hey, I didn't call you Single Players 'lone weirdos" - I may have thought it, you may have heard it, but I never said it. :P
Its NOT like I am saying you are all Renfield type characters eating random insects you find and making slurp slurp noises all day which hiding in darkened basements! (tongue-in-cheek)
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Gah! Loved that image! Lol
I mean…I do not feel that MP only fans are vacuous frat-boy wannabees who cultivate online gaming communities to achieve some semblance of connection and fill the hole of existential dread buried deep within their hyper-cool facades—-that almost inescapable voice whispering to them that they are unimportant and unloved. That would be cruel.
Totally kidding—-I play MP stuff too. So I could not possibly think that. And it is all two sides of the same coin anyway.
*Wipes brow*
*quickly searches discord*
*sees no one online*
*wonders how long till next game*
*panic swells in chest, filling soul with the screech of a dark, unforgiving bird…a mocking…cruel…vulture*
*taps fingers on desk impatiently*
*curses under breath*
*checks lifeless phone*
*loads up SP campaign to pass the seemingly endless time, which by now has become a Lovecraftian horror*
*realizes gaming pals have finally abandoned me to pursue real life*
*sees insect crawling on table*
*embraces true self*
Ahahaha! This is great!
I mean you are right about the knuckle-dragging frat boyish behavior.
Typical MP session dialogue:
"Hey guys, watch me Thunderwave this stupid tiefling bard off the cliff"
