Are Elves and drows really this horny in DnD? I mean, I get drow after reading about their society. But Elves as well?
Elves generally have this reputation in fantasy of being aloof sexless prudes that the hero(s) finds attractive. So the joke in the comics is they're desperate 'incelfs' that nobody is interested in.
They live to be like 900 and their population is being overrun by humans. This theory works, or perhaps they just hate children.
"I dedicated 100 years of my life to that worthless brat...I'm done!"
“But his mind saw nothing of all this. His mind was engaged in a warfare of the gods. His mind paced outwards over no-man's-land, over the fields of the slain, paced to the rhythm of the blood's red bugles. To be alone and evil! To be a god at bay. What was more absolute?”
This is way creepier than it should be. Like she's not really alive and being controlled by something, or like she's about to transform into some sort of monstrosity.
"We make our choices and take what comes and the rest is void."
This is way creepier than it should be. Like she's not really alive and being controlled by something, or like she's about to transform into some sort of monstrosity.
btw how do I post a picture in the thread? I tried a method from the "help&tips" thread but it's not a picture in my comment no matter what link I post.
btw how do I post a picture in the thread? I tried a method from the "help&tips" thread but it's not a picture in my comment no matter what link I post.
Use the Insert Image Link button in Full Editor mode, or type it like this: [img] direct link here [/img].
"We make our choices and take what comes and the rest is void."