Are Elves and drows really this horny in DnD? I mean, I get drow after reading about their society. But Elves as well?
Elves generally have this reputation in fantasy of being aloof sexless prudes that the hero(s) finds attractive. So the joke in the comics is they're desperate 'incelfs' that nobody is interested in.
They live to be like 900 and their population is being overrun by humans. This theory works, or perhaps they just hate children.
"I dedicated 100 years of my life to that worthless brat...I'm done!"
