I know this is a fat chance, but how about a Dice Roll for Character Creation Stats like Solasta? So you can keep rolling for some Godly Starting Stats.
It's not "a fat chance" at all. In fact it's an already-announced upcoming feature.
Personally I'm not a fan, because dice rolling for stats sucks unwashed asses, but still... Swen said it's coming. Eventually.
It can be really fun if you actually stick to maybe the first few rolls or so, gives a bit more life to the characters in my opinion compared to tailor making them with a point buy system, though in general the latter is a far easier, and more straight forward system to use both for balance purposes and for getting what you want a bit more directly.