DM: After a long and hazardous journey, you finally relax, settling into the inn for a well-earned evening of good food and wine. The serving lady, Dahlia, comes to your table. You notice that she seems to be in an especially good mood tonight with her hair done nicely and a new pair of onyx earrings...
PLAYER: I kill her.
DM: Wh--?
PLAYER: I kill her.
DM: You... uh... kill her?
PLAYER: Dude, she's wearing onyx earrings. It's very obviously a symbol of dedication. I'm not going to suffer a priestess of Shar to live.
DM: Uhm. Okay, I... uh... roll to hit, I guess?
PLAYER: Ha! A twenty! Take that you onyx wearing mistress of the night!
