I define him a murder hobo because he's evil and an idiot, basically. And since i have a deep fondness for Lawful Evil, i mostly take offense to the latter.

To be brief, nothing he does, approves of, or champions for make any sense in any practical, if not moral, way. Literally the first thing he does is trying to trick and ambush someone he thinks was his jailer, infront of the people who strolled up to him with them. Like, there are goblins smarter than that, and in their dumb evilness not any goblin pretends to have anything more than 7 charisma and 4 intelligence.

Also, dude sucks you dry if you don't stop him, and happily drinks kids' blood if you slaughter the people at the grove. It's not a phase.

Originally Posted by Black_Elk
Sidetracker but Midnight Mass lost me exactly at the point where all our protoginsts decided to reject the vampirism when it was obviously a killer deal, and the head vampire seemed like a pretty alright guy all things considered. Also how they just shamefully under-used their best character right at the point when she was stealing the show and elevating it next level (of course I mean crazy church lady.) And that's coming from a genuine dyed in the wool dog lover too! Not sure how that would color anything else I've said in this thread, but for what its worth. Also Lestat over Louis, always. Jessica over everyone, if it's gotta be HBO vamps. Twilight, sorry didn't have a use for it. But if love never dies, I'll take Lucy over Mina, any night of the week. Thanks!

Hehe

I'll be honest, i'd have gone for it too.

But, morals and shit. Some people are real attached to those. Just rob a blood bank Masquerade style and live a happy unlife, i say.