Low end, more realistic expectation - they're all items for a single-class joke - i.e. "what do bards use in foreplay", or "what can a Paladin smite with".
High end *inhales COPIUM* expectations - they represent individual items we're getting in the update
Sword = Paladin Class
Axe = Barbarian Class
Entire Goblin = Siding fully with Goblin Path updated
Economy Sized Wine Bottle = Party Scene Revamped
Just a bit of Goblin = Siding partially with the Goblins updated
Friendly Wizard = more Gale content + Wizard Subclasses
