1. A Sword: 2 attacks per round, level 5.
2. An Axe: the Barbarian class.
3. An entire Goblin: playable Goblin race.
4. Economy Sized Wine Bottle: party time, a 6 person party.
5. Just a Bit of Goblin: playable Hobgoblin race.
6. Friendly Wizard: THE ENCHANTER WIZARD SUBCLASS!!!
What do all of these things have in common? Patch 7.
... Oh boy, I really, really hope this is it. I very much doubt that is the case, but oh boy how I wish. q _ q
