Okay, now that I've calmed down a little bit about this, I think I'm literally going to try to play the game using only throw and shove just to see how broken it is. I'm going to create a barbarian and only boost their strength, dexterity, and Constitution. Then I'm going to go on a throw and shovefest. I'll use potions and scrolls and such only if necessary. I might even solo it.

Who knows, maybe I'm jumping the gun. Maybe it's not as broken as I think it'll be.