Metamorphosis project monthly meeting: "The process is going as planned. It's total efficacy and speed has been significantly increased up to 300%! Sucessful completion is now possible within a week" " Great, great! Gentlemans, but what happens once they change?" Confused looks. " They...become mindflayers?" " Naked mindflayers, I'm afraid". *Noises of horror, someone pukes in the corner of the room" "Josh, include clothe conjuration spell in the process" "Of course my tentacleness!"
