Then consider rephrasing because that's pretty much what you said.
No, it's not. You're having trouble parsing the language.
THIS IS WHAT WE ARE SAYING! When you say stuff like this it sounds like you want us to have fun your way instead of our way.
This is another example of you having trouble understanding what you're reading. Elebhra was using that "logic" in a somewhat sarcastic manner to showcase how it could be used to justify virtually anything.