I want the following options:

1. Day/Night
2. Random Encounters done right
3. 5e Rule Set
4. Mini-camp actually accessible via the map
5. Short Rest managed by Hit Dice
6. Shove = 5 ft/2 meters
7. Dialogue triggered by short and long rest
8. Party of 6 max
9. Ability to turn off sex scenes and censor language
10. Ability to turn off blood
11. Ability to replace Astarion with a Teletubby
12. Option to have headshots cause confetti to burst out and for children to scream, "Yay!" Like in Halo.
13. Option to ride on the red dragon in the scene with the kith'rak
14. Option to yeet a cat 300 feet into a spider lair and then have him and the entire party gain a short rest while the spiders are hunting for him.
15. Option to kill tiefling children - not just goblins
16. Option to pvp another player while they're in a dialogue with an NPC.
17. Option to shoot an NPC while another player is in dialogue so the NPC attacks the other player.
18. Option to gain frost giant strength in a moment so I can throw enemies at other enemies and do more damage than a weapon can to both.
19. Option for food to spoil so I have more useless junk in my inventory.
20. Option to not have my MC have a voice.
21. Options for better body types.
22. Options for better faces that look more like elf faces.
23. Options to take a dump
24. Options to not take the mysterious Box.
25. Options to not die when walking on lava in Grymforge
26. Options to not use dice at all in a D&D game.
27. Options to not uses classes
28. Options for RTWP.
29. Options to have MORE dialogue choices
30. Options for better Fast Travel.

YEEEEES! More options!