[Don't see why he should considering you basically tl;dr'd half the people who actually gave a serious response.
Ya'll. This thread ain't worth it, it's just a super long winded way of saying 'I don't like reactions and no one is going to convince me otherwise, and I thought highly enough of myself to make a thread vaguely trying to invite discussion even though I'm not actually interested in said discussion'. Just leave the dude alone.
You are the only person I "tl:dr'd", not half by any measure. And I did that to your response because I appreciate brevity over walls of eye-bleeding text.
That said, can we please stay on topic instead of pretending to be a mind reader? Thank you.