I wish the rules had half-gnomes. It' would explain my big nose.
I want gnoflings, gnome + halfling

Best I could do is,
Gnoblin.
Gnoblin homebrew for DnDHighlights: "Passion for Smashin'. Your appetite for destruction leads you to instinctively know how to break things. you can roll one additional weapon damage die when attacking inanimate objects such as doors, chests, rocks, etc."