The default robe for male wizards just doesn't even make functional sense as a 'robe.'

Instead it looks like dude took 3 different wrap dresses from the Good Will and is wearing them in layers. It's like they put Diane Von Furstenberg in charge of all our high fantasy wizard threads? lol

Also that's just the goofiest most Zoolander lookin' Elf ever. Popping half a collar too! He was born to catwalk in that robe I guess heheh