I know the thread is a joke, but as an African American male who has created a few light skinned male humans during my few years playing D&D ever since Beamdog's Enhanced Edition of Baldur's Gate 1, I have some words of wisdom to drop.
"Those who live their lives with nothing but hatred in their hearts don't know how to live life, they only live in a bubble where the only thing they see are the things they hate."
- That's my quote
