What? Thats a lie! None of my characters ever thinked about Astarion!
I’m sorry for the dreadful libel! Your characters only wanted to throttle tiefling children, whereas lusting after Astarion is clearly *much* more warped. I take it back
"You may call it 'nonsense' if you like, but I've heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!"
