And might I had to this fabulous idea, the more companions Larian adds in, the better this becomes!
+100 Turnips for you good sir.

It just reminded me of the bowl of goat's milk that old Winthrop used to put outside his door every evening for the dust demons. He said the dust demons could never resist goat's milk, and that they would always drink themselves into a stupor and then be too tired to enter his room..