Oh boy. I'm going to go ahead and nope/ignore the first section because I strongly disagree with you but there is no point in starting that debate here. I hope that's ok with you.
Since all they needed to do was:
4)
*Nod and leave.* 
No futher interaction, no futher comentaries ... just one regular person accepting wish of another for silence.
Yes! I forgot to mention that!
I would love to see more often the option to just "*Nod*" or "*Shake heads no*"!!!it would be nice to have sarcastic/quippy/funny options that aren't necessarily mean, sadistic or belittling.
Agreed ...
+ it would be nice to have more often options that ARE mean, sadistic, or belittling ... whatever the last thing is.
(Ok i googled, it ... and yes it would.)
Oh yes, of course. I've only specified "not necessarily mean[...]" because I remember thinking that the only quippy options I was prompted with were quite mean.
I don't remember any specific one at the minute (Sorry). I think it was mostly with Gale?
