If English isn't your first language that was written tongue in cheek. I.e that means it was meant to be something of a joke. However, you are welcome to get offended anyway, but don't expect me to do anything about it. That's all you bro.
Ooh, burn! Yes English is indeed my first language. And I got that you thought you were being funny, but …

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Anyway, having totally failed in another attempt to appeal for mutual respect in this thread I am now going to bow out of it completely. I’m clearly not helping.
I just feel bad for poor @Accessdenied, who started this thread in all innocence with a perfectly reasonable question only to see it turn into a totally unnecessary bun fight. Sorry, @Accessdenied!