I think it's sarcasm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!