Or, hear me out, instead of piling on someone who is either a) obviously trolling, or b) legitimately confused (the only two possible options), ignore the thread or just answer the question and move on.
Why do nerds ALWAYS feel the need to turn things in to fights and arguments?
Um, excuse me. I reserve the right to exploit the foolish. From my perspective it is a form of charity, even altruism - they are learning a valuable lesson for a reasonable fee.