if you think your not-so innocuous, queasily grinning, vacuous plop-plop-flushery is simple binary, no wonder you are taking offense to their pedestrian balk at your quickly raised hackles.
haha - 'your quickly raised hackles'...
I'm just faffing about here amigo. You might want to quote where I'm getting angry - because frankly it looks like everyone else is reading too deeply into what I wrote.