He's extremely similar to Astarion in his way of using us... but unlike Astarion, I don't feel like he put all the cards on the tables
Thought we went over this bro…
Tolkien’s elves may not be heteronormative, but Larian’s elves are – sozz pal, it’s a fact.
Even Astarion is straight.
It’s not an anti-woke thing, it’s because in Faerun there are 3 moons that, once aligned, create heteronormativity among Faerun’s elves.
Because those moons are always aligned, every creature is heteronormative.
Apparently the only ‘creatures’ immune to the effects of the 3 moons are the most beautiful female elves.
Pretty much everyone hopes they’re not heteronormative haha
Disclaimer: the above is satire/sarcasm from just a straight person lol’ing about the whole, you know, and etc etc.
Jokes, basically, just that old thing.
What’s not a joke though, and I wonder is it jail-worthy, is that I still wake up heteronormative and so do all my friends. We have absolutely no interest in burning alive those who are not heteronormative, for some reason. That might sound crazy but it’s actually a thing among us heteronormative folk where we simply just ignore those who aren’t. Amazing, isn’t it…
