@Rag, just imagine the title of the post is "Who do you like?"
It's more like - who do you follow around like a sad little puppy hoping they grace you with a crumb of attention.
Simp' is slang for a person who is desperate for the attention and affection of someone else. Pathetic.
Also couldn't this have been a poll question?
"For which RPG characters are you down bad?"
Actually no one answer that. I don't want to know.
Just so we have definitions squared away:
Down Bad: Romantically or sexually attracted to someone at the expense of one's dignity.
EDIT: Obligatory Community Reference (Because there's one for every situation):
