For illustrative purposes, Wyll is a disenchanted Mizora simp.
Your simp obligations are:
-- defending them when they're obviously wrong.
From the biography of the King of Simps himself:
"Due to deeply loving Xie Lian since he was very young, he despises everyone who has wronged Xie Lian in his eyes. He does not care about the objective circumstances and is firm in his distaste for anyone who left or stood against Xie Lian at one point."
-- having negative self worth. Their purpose is your purpose.
"If you don't know the meaning to your life, then make me that meaning, and use me as your reason to live" (This can be your Simp origin story as well!)
-- shadowing your target's footsteps 'till the end of time
"To me, the point is 'you left', not 'only two hours'. Even for an instant, it's still separation"
-- I cannot understate this, so I will say it again: NEGATIVE SELF WORTH
"If I could, I would have you use me as your stepping stone, the bridge you take apart after crossing, the corpse bones you need to trample to climb up, the sinner who deserved the butchering of a million knives. But I know you wouldn't allow it."
-- & much more, but this will get you started as a Grade E Simp!
To rank up, try forfeiting all worldly possessions to the target, developing a crippling fear of rejection and dying at least once in their name. If questioned, I recommend: "To die in battle for you is my greatest honour".
You will never beat the King of Simps and his no less than three deaths. Nor, his willpower to reshape himself after having his soul scattered. He was not done simping!
HOWEVER, worry not! You may still be able to call yourself a simp just for how truly sad your courtship methods are, given enough dedication
