Orc: ph34r |\/|3 K3\/\/l |-|4XX0r 5|<1LL5
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Dwarf *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall... [ok, not an easter egg but if he follows you arround and keeps singing, that would be hell of annoying and will make the player butcher him]
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