How about a lord of the ring spin off (as seen on bbc's deadringers)it would go something like this.
[Sauromon holds the ring]
Sauromon: At last the ring is mine, finaly I will rule middle earth.
[Gandalf the white apears out of thin air]
Gandalf: Not so fast Sauromon.
Sauromon: This can't be you're dead.
Gandalf: Oh yes gandalf the grey was killed by the dragon. but i've been reborn in gandalf the white.
Sauromon: What a load of [nocando]. You can't stop being dead because your a diffrent color.
Gandalf: thats where youre wrong, its only a fantasy movie.
Sauromon: so what happens if i kill you
[Sauromon shoots him with his staff and gandalf the white drops dead]
[Gandolf the blue appears]
Gandalf: I just keep comming. you can't win Sauromon I've got a whole color chart with me.
anyone see this on the BBC and taped it please post it some where it was hilarious.