As Lynx is curious what I'd do to him in the game <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
I'd hang your beloved swords high out of reach and everytime you've nearly touched them - a tiny fairy would come and swoop them out of your hands - drop them into the next acid pool and watch you try to fish for them - I'd call this the Lynx-Tantalus-Torture <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Kiya, drow comrade <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Mandrake: forced to quote Limericks until his tongue is in a knot.

Of course, I'm evil, Johnson - it's a demon place and not a Hillary-Duff- resort!