Thank you Jurak. Unfortunately at the moment I am happy with my own face. I will know where to look when I get bored of my current one, though.
Now here's a proof I cannot be a doorstopper:
I am DEATH AT THE DOOR. Not behind, not above, not under nor in. Since the doorstopper is under the door, and I am not, means I am not a doorstopper. HAH! Eat this sucker!