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yes, but thi sis jsut an idea of what other people think other people are.

Sorry, I'm as clueless as you all are - no additional info about the game.


Ack, Lews, I wouldn't kill you - I'd knock you uncounscious with the biggest book I can find - the Demonica Mythologia, Vol 1 - then I put you in the magical penality corner for cheeky little demons and force you to recite this book by heart (this corner is activated by magic). It has 6666 pages, is written in very small letters and will take you about 100 years to manage this without an error. The char would leave the classroom - you have to stay in there until the spell wears off: until you've recited everything. And if the char enters the room again, he'll hear you muttering to yourself. Yeah - and if I find Johnson = magical glue, so he has to sit on a classroom chair and is forced to read and control you've recited correctly. Nice, hm, Johnson? 6666 pages - and you can't flee <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Kiya

Now, that's better than killing - a demon world is cruel and full of punishment, death is far too easy.

will there be Orcs... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
like this one.....

or maybe this guy........

or hey!! this guy looks interesting....
i found him at lynx's "house",

i think i'll be him for a while.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

jurak can be a fire stoker, who keeps shovelling souls into the fire to fuel hell's daily operations.

carrie is a cute succubus whose heart(demon has no soul so...) the character is trying to win.

lynx can be fiery big cat who is cryptic in speech, much like cheshire cat.

blackhawk is a demonic chicken who murdered its owner in a rage when it was alive & it keeps saying 'clarice.....'

viper, well, we killed enough of him in DD1 so it reappears in RRR as a hydra that speaks in riddles like the sphinx.

deathatthedoor is a door stopper that guards the portal between life & death. a scary, creepy door stopper. its laughter sounds like door creaking.

johnson can be a tofu seller that doubles as ninja warrior, much like austin powers.

ok, step right up for future career. larian wants your name. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />

nice <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
more names...

faile
womble
jolie
JVB
nero
luc
virgo_bluefire
seth
mandrake
any one else???....

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faile is frustrated dustball demon who was a conqueror before he was choked to death(he ate blackhawk the killer chicken).

womble is your friendly abomination who has nothing to offer to the character except some piece of its flesh which is comprised of a few dead bodies sewn together. very very polite & considerate. what the hell? that's right, ... hell.

JVB is a mini-hifi radio which demon teens luc, jolie, & seth danced to its beats. disco inferno!

virgo bluefire is a demon whose fire is blue & he/she still denies his/her sins which lands him/her in hell. always wailing,"i am innocent! i suffer wrongfully!"

mandrake is a weird little plant which keeps screaming at people," i'm poisonous! stay away or u'll die!"

nero is a demon lord whose past was being an emperor who burnt his city & himself to ground & learning of his future, he moans,"do i have to be reborned as a cd burning software?!"

yey im a chicken cluck cluck cluck Ill eat u alive muhahaha

at least your avatar does sth chickens also do <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

the bean or "bean" is the leader (preses) of a demonic frapturnity.
drinking beers... Doing beer contests. they even have a swiming pool with beer in it (duvel)
this all happens in the demonic school ofcours <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

euh... i could be "the piggy" they have too ofcours <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

*menacing* Do you know what the doorstep tells to you?! ;0)
Actually I'd be a lich.

BH as a chicken? Why not?
El BH Diablo!

Here's Waldo......!!

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faile is a girl. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
and faile would also probably have copyright issues. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

As Lynx is curious what I'd do to him in the game <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
I'd hang your beloved swords high out of reach and everytime you've nearly touched them - a tiny fairy would come and swoop them out of your hands - drop them into the next acid pool and watch you try to fish for them - I'd call this the Lynx-Tantalus-Torture <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Kiya, drow comrade <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Mandrake: forced to quote Limericks until his tongue is in a knot.

Of course, I'm evil, Johnson - it's a demon place and not a Hillary-Duff- resort!

@ kiya

you´re so sweet my lovely <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

speechless....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

You have a future, Kiya, unlike some I wouldn't point at...
Wanna be my lackey?

be careful DATD, or you will wash the dishes while she is playing the DEATH. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Oh, you volunteer as a dishcloth, Deathy? Very kind of you - guess, life as a doorstopper, mumbling - stumble over me, c'mon, stumble over me - is not very exciting, hm? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

How would you like being flung and wrung, dished and swished? Quite a career, hm? In the hands of my eager and skilled apprentice Johnson, of course.
Kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />



Yes, Death, you look very happy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Thanks mate - nice!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />