*cough*
pics, please? for analytical purposes only, of course. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Hm, let's see. Okay pick one. I've got hairy, shaved, sun splothed, and deep tan. And you have your choice of either: flexing, relaxed, or what Ms. magazine called my "rapidly alternating cheek clench" move where I lie facedown and juggle a coin with my oh so creamy muffins. You'll need Flash for that one.
Oops, I hijacked the thread huh. Sorry. Just let me know when you're sick of this joke, because I could go on and on.
But not right now because Jurak's avatar is seriously creeping me out.