Those are some of the most boring and dull ideas I have ever heard for a D&D game. If Larian were trying to create a game that helps people suffering from insomnia get some healthy hours of sleep then your ideas might be on to something but alas that is not what they are trying to do.
I'd love some boring and dull characters, to bring some balance to all this madness.
Yep.
In addition you could, you know, give them interesting personalities. People don't have to be vampires, have nuclear bombs in their chest or be on a quest from a god in order to be interesting or entertaining.
